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Angus is usually very happy in his work but I don't often get home from the marina to find him actually sat there chuckling away!  Anyway after a hard day selling boats and sorting out people's mooring issues I got home to find him chuckling.....and the subject of his mirth....he'd been on his tractor checking the cattle by the marina, when he'd been approached by one of our moorers who was very concerned about our little black Aberdeen Angus bull.  Apparently he'd been watching Bully for quite some time and had come to the conclusion that his level of performance was not quite of the same standard that he'd come to expect from us as a whole.  Indeed he was, apparently, leaving a lot of the "girls" with a degree of frustration (that's the bull, not the moorer!)  The solution, the moorer announced was obvious — it had to be either Viagra in his feed or the poor bull needed to go and have a quiet sit down in the corner of the field with a cigarette and a pint........

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Carol: Sun 14 Apr 11:41am

Join us on Saturday 11th May, at 7.30pm, for our monthly quiz night.At only £2 ahead, which includes sandwiches and snacks, this is a great social event; just bring your own drinks and glasses. Bring a team, or join one, and try and topple the current champions, the 'Bluebells'.If you would like to join us, please pop your name on the list in the office, or call us on 01270...

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Carol: Sun 31 Mar 2:34pm

Join us on Saturday 13th April, at 7.30pm, for our monthly quiz night.At only £2 ahead, which includes sandwiches and snacks, this is a great social event; just bring your own drinks and glasses. Bring a team, or join one, and try and topple the current champions, the 'Marina Pirates'.If you would like to join us, please pop your name on the list in the office, or call us on...

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The Audlem Lass will be back in the water from 30th March 2019. This wonderful little service, run by volunteers, offers a short boat trip from the marina to the bottom of the Audlem Flight (and back). The service operates every Saturday, Sunday and Bank Holiday until the end of October. You can also charter the boat for private use during the week, subject to crew availability. Call Joe...

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