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Angus is usually very happy in his work but I don't often get home from the marina to find him actually sat there chuckling away!  Anyway after a hard day selling boats and sorting out people's mooring issues I got home to find him chuckling.....and the subject of his mirth....he'd been on his tractor checking the cattle by the marina, when he'd been approached by one of our moorers who was very concerned about our little black Aberdeen Angus bull.  Apparently he'd been watching Bully for quite some time and had come to the conclusion that his level of performance was not quite of the same standard that he'd come to expect from us as a whole.  Indeed he was, apparently, leaving a lot of the "girls" with a degree of frustration (that's the bull, not the moorer!)  The solution, the moorer announced was obvious — it had to be either Viagra in his feed or the poor bull needed to go and have a quiet sit down in the corner of the field with a cigarette and a pint........

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