The best one yet!

Being at a marina you get to talk to an awful lot of people and hear an awful lot of stories – which means I seem to spend an awful lot of my time standing around chatting – what a great job!! One of the main topics of entertainment is "falling in" stories, but the one I heard this week has to be the best yet! I've heard many tales of one leg on the boat and one on the shore ending in disaster, and even head first off the gunales, but the best one has to be the hire boat customer who stepped out of the cratch last week, his trousers fell down, legged him over......and he fell in!!